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Why did I just see a 14 year old working at the McDonald’s drive thru
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retail associate applications have me so fucked up i'm looking at proofreader courses and contemplating never speaking to another soul again
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it still surprises me how one of my friends is the biggest madridista you’ll ever meet but she also supports barça femeni
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I just started this trial why is the prosecution throwing coffee at me
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get this. pizza server: $7.98 an hour, requires 3 years experience
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I am sorry (not sorry) I will never shut up about this
ALEX & HENRY | Red, white & royal blue (2023)
#rwrb#good god man he has the eyelashes AND the dimples??#is that even legal#red white and royal blue
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.
“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?
Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.
Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.
#disabilties#glasses are a disability aid#glasses#i am legally blind without my glasses#and even with them I still have difficulty seeing
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"just one more edit and that's it" says me, while already plotting another edit that will fuck up my phone and my mental state and will only get two likes
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actually I will say something about this:
setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older
#i am exactly 10 years older than aiden so i can tell you that shits weird#the umbrella academy#apparently aiden was 19 kissing a 34 year old actress just to clarify (ps 18-20 year olds are NOT minors either don't get it twisted)#just cause it's legal doesn't mean it's not weird for producers to do that#yes it's acting but that's an excuse hollywood loves to use when putting young actors in scenes with much older actors#also muting this now cause i'm not even in this fandom
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bloody beater seb🥴💞
#testosterone & adrenaline + your wifey watching you play = whatever this is#i drew this while in my hotel bed and drunk and watching love island with my roommate😍😍😍😍rate my setup#bro why is quidditch even a legal sport this is so dangerous LMAO#i guess the same could be said of football or hockey tho#literally the only reason my dad watches hockey is for the fights LMAO#we are patriotic canadians O CANADA🍁🍁🍁🍁#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#choccyart#drew this instead of looking for more apartments#my urge to draw quidditch seb was stronger than my urge to find a home so now i can get back so searching LMAO
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some men are made to suffer
#one piece#one piece zoro#even marco knows it#such a yeetable man#its a shame most of these are from filler#but g8 arc is canon TO ME#weeb on side#very legal videos
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more of the same
#at the point where they have a common law marriage (even though dean is legally dead and cas does not have an identity) idc.............#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#destiel#sam winchester#my art
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I'm sorry did I hear that correctly. We could potentially move a lap back and do a standing start?
#f1#it is 3:15 am and here we are#australian gp 2023#is that even legal#I actually need this rule book
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